This is how they cut bagels in St Louis

by DonovanSarovir

44 Comments

  1. Shhh_wasting_time

    I can’t tell if this is rage bait or real

  2. AntisocialDick

    ![gif](giphy|jXUvSjEZ4RNUGge6gg|downsized)

  3. hmmmmmmmm_okay

    I honestly don’t hate it. A half a bagel is almost too much.

  4. bigheadwatchdog

    New York and New Jersey haven’t pressed charges yet?

  5. Muted_Masterpiece535

    This is explains the population decline in St. Louis. I would leave too if you treated bagels like this. 

  6. Available-Secret-372

    First of all, those aren’t bagels. That’s bread in the shape of a bagel.
    Second, the person or people responsible for cutting “bagels” this way need to be stopped immediately.

  7. Former_Recording_998

    Grew up in STL , I never saw bagels sliced like this, ever!

  8. DrRumSmuggler

    They also deep fry raviolis there….those are pretty good

  9. MonHunterX

    “Wake up Samurai, we got a city to burn.”

  10. fireeight

    Don’t know if that’s true, but I’m down. More cream cheese/bagel ratio with thinner slices.

  11. Bipity_Bopity_Butsex

    Would this be considered antisemitic? Definitely feels like a hate crime.

  12. They only do this at Panera, which is known as St. Louis Bread Company here. You have to ask for it to be bread sliced to get this. They don’t do it this way automatically…you get a normally cut bagel.

  13. physical0

    This is what you do when you wanna buy bagels for the office, but you don’t wanna buy enough bagels for even half the office.

  14. baunce_haus

    can confirm this is real, especially if buying from St. Louis Bread Co. (known as Panera in literally the rest of the country). the purpose is to use the bagel slices like chips and dip with flavored cream cheese.

  15. Appropriate-Log8506

    I think I saw this one facebook a decade ago? Scraping the bottom of the barrel for fake internet points is an interesting way to spend your time.

  16. MaximumNice39

    I’m okay with it. Lighter portions, easier to toast.

  17. SuperGodMonkeyKing

    i would lovekey love this if each slice was filled with a bit of creamcheese.

  18. BSpecificBeautiful88

    I’m going to ask my St. Louis friends if this is how they like their bagels.

  19. I can tell why people like to shoot each other a lot there.

  20. Kooky-Necessary-4444

    I just put my phone down 3 times… I still don’t know if I’m more upset or more uncomfortable.

  21. CharacterInternal7

    People in the Midwest cannot be trusted with bagels.

  22. Zappagrrl02

    St Louis does many atrocious things to food. This is just one of them.

  23. ApoplecticAutoBody

    Its a St Louis bagel. Anyway you cut it its probably terrible 

  24. JDangle20

    Cutting them this way makes it seem like so much bagel. Like 2 slices would probably be enough for me.